Apparently, the Dirty Bastard Cat tried a new approach today to the window in the office. Seems he wanted up there so desperately he was willing to risk life and tail to make it. Didn't matter that there was a jade plant on the cabinet or that the desk was covered in CDs. He found a way around.
And that way featured a shredder.
A shredder that is covered by a cloth when it's not in use.
He landed on it unwittingly and set it off.
He made it onto the window sill, but not without first being totally and completely freaked out by the whole experience.
He didn't stay on the desk for long. Seems he jumped onto Bee's shoulders and wouldn't get off. When he did finally climb down, he spent a good hour under the desk with eyes as wide as saucers. And he hasn't been back in the office since!
Where was the video camera? We coulda won America's Funniest Home Videos, dammit!