The Washington Post is reporting that Tom Cruise is returning to Oprah's couch next month. This would be non-news, really, but seems she's having him on for two shows.
To quote Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman, "This [country] needs an enema."
Give us a break.
If you want to feature someone interesting, intelligent, and noteworthy who also possesses star quality, why don't you invite Alan Rickman or Dame Judith Dench or Dame Helen Mirren or Leonardo DiCaprio or Sharon Stone or someone who's actually worth watching and listening to?
Tom Cruise? Whatever.
As for the rest of you out there who are dribbling with glee over Tom's impending two-dayer, go outside and play. It's Springtime and it's beautiful. Find a quiet corner and read a book. Play with your kids. Whatever. But for the love of God, turn off that frigging television and get a life!