Tuesday, September 16, 2008

If I Was Born a Palin...

...this would be my name: Sport Grunt Palin.*

If I use my nom de plume, this is my name: Ripper Shook Palin.

Frankly, I'm not sure what to do with either of those.

Wanna find out what your name would be? Go to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and find out.

And a huge shout out to my friend, Alice, who always finds the coolest things on the Internets.

Oh, and just in case you missed it because the Mainstream Media didn't cover it, more than 1,400 Alaskans against Palin for VP showed up at a rally in Anchorage the other day. Read about it and see pictures here.


* Based on the name on my birth certificate.

10 comments:

Di said...

Rot Pipeline Palin.

D'oh.

Cele said...

Ha ha I put my two different names in and came out with....

Missle Blunt Palin

Tangle Jig Palin

LG said...

Trowel Ogre Palin - nice to meet you.

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Di: D'oh is right!


Cele: Missle?! I love it! Tangle Jig isn't bad either.


LG: Trowel Ogre?! Oh dear. Well, nice to meet you anyway. You poor thing. ;-)

Liz said...

Beretta Hockey Palin

Heh.

j.m. tewkesbury said...

Liz: You always get the best names! What was the Lion's?

Merujo said...

I'm "Mangle Blue Palin."

HA

j.m. tewkesbury said...

Merujo: If that wasn't so apropos to your recent life experiences, that would actually be hilarious!

Okay. I admit. In truth, I did laugh at the irony of that name. Sadly (or maybe hysterically? I don't know), that is perfect!

Virginia said...

I succumbed. My name would be Pump Bust Palin. I have one question. Is Trig short for Trigger???

j.m. tewkesbury said...

Virginia: I'm going to start calling you Pumpy! ;-)

I don't know if Trig is short for Trigger, but I do know it's a stupid name.