Friday, November 6, 2009

Facebook. Or, How I've Eaten My Own Words. Again.

Bread : Paris, FR

Remember back here when I said I wasn't going to get sucked into Facebook? Yeah, well, I lied.

Here are my status updates for the last couple of weeks.

My to-do list is longer than I am tall. And that's not difficult, because I'm not very tall.

I should be in bed, but instead I've been bitten by a mosquito THREE TIMES and now I'm up and wide awake. Dirty bastard mosquito!

Is it Friday yet? I need a vacation. Or a day off. I'd be fine with just that.

Wanted: Postcards.

Still six documents in the queue to be edited, because one was added to it today for a total of seven. But, no more headache or tummy ache. I've had a bath and some dinner and life is good.

Headache. Tummy ache. Dark and grey and rainy outside. And six documents in the queue to be edited. Bleh. I need a sick day, but no chance.

It's official. I'm declaring tomorrow a non-day. Monday will be moved to Tuesday and consolidated with Wednesday. That is all.

I'm starting a movement. I'm demanding that the international community (whoever that vague, amorphous entity may be) allow Hulu and Netflix users the right to stream their favorite television shows and movies regardless of their location outside the United States and the District of Columbia. In other words, I WANT TO USE MY NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION AND WATCH THE MOVIES IN MY "INSTANT QUEUE," DAMN IT!

FB: What Pinky and the Brain were working on in their quest to "try to take over the WORLD!!!"

J. M. Tewkesbury is having a good outfit day. Where is Bob Crowe when I need a new head shot?!

Do you ever have days when all you want to do is get out your coloring books and crayons and spend the day coloring? Me, too.

"Today is a rather day."

Monday. Plechy.

Hm. I'm sensing a theme... Damn Facebook!

In the meantime, the above photo was taken in Paris this summer. Happy (Photo) Friday, friends!


Cele said...

Love the photo. Hope you're enjoying your Saturday. You do get a Saturday right?

What postcard do you want? To where?

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Cele: Thanks! And for being up only 20 minutes, it's a pretty decent start to my Saturday. We're having a cocktail party tonight with some of our new friends. Come on over! It starts at 7:30 in the apartment across the street from Switzerland. :-D

I'll send you my address via Facebook email.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Send your new address.....I'll send you some postcards, &^%* it!


Maya said...

Nice photo. Bad Facebook.