Saturday, November 24, 2007


I've ingested so much sodium chloride in the last 48 hours, if I died in Rock Creek Park, I'd be a salt lick for the deer.

I've had so much salt in the last 48 hours...

(How much salt have you had?)

I've had so much salt in the last 48 hours...
  • if it rained, I'd melt.
  • if this was the Bible, I'd be Lot's wife.
  • if you hung me up in a smokehouse for three days, I'd become your winter salami.
  • a trip to Krispy Kreme for a sugar transfusion is in order.
  • if you dropped me in a fresh water lake, I'd float. For days.
  • it's like it's that time of the month, but without all the mess.
  • the dog won't stop licking me.
  • the pepper is reporting me for neglect.
Okay, now I'm just being silly. Suffice it to say, I've had way too much salt in the last 48 hours. I think I'm going to go on a sugar-only diet for the next 48, just to balance it out.

Kidding. I'm just kidding. Really, I am.

Or, maybe I'm not... A trip to Krispy Kreme really might be in my future...

Good Lord, I need to go on a diet...

Photo copyright: Sea Salt Blend, From Nature With Love


hm-uk said...

I've had so much salt:

I'm sweating in crystals
I'm retaining enough water to fill Lake Meade

Ha, ha poor you. Drink some dandelion or burdock tea...

Sideon said...


What about that yummy place in SF?

Please oh please oh please?

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

HM: Excellent! LOL.

Sid: Ti Couz it is, my friend. Meet you there!