Friday, March 14, 2008

More T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers

Whine, whine. Bitch, bitch. Moan, moan.
Dammit, but I'm high maintenance!

Ask me about my
Other Worldly
friendship.

Saving the Tatas
One Squishification
at a Time!

Some of my best friends
are Other Worldly.

If you truly value women like you say you do,
you wouldn't have to tell them. You'd show them.

* Just in case you don't know this, "Other Worldly Friend" is how Oprah characterizes her relationship with her friend Gayle.

4 comments:

Di said...

"Other-worldly friend"?? That's kinda weird. But whatever.

j.m. tewkesbury said...

Di: Actually, I misquoted Oprah. When asked about her relationship with her best friend Gayle, she described it as, "It's other worldly." She was responding to rumors and innuendo that perhaps she and Gayle are "more than just friends."

Still... If you're a smart ass like I am, you read that and think, "Yeah, right. Other worldly." Many of us have since acquired it as a euphemism to describe our otherwise unaffirmed relationships! :-)

sideon said...

New favorite word:

"squishification"

I'm still bummed out about DC, Tewkes. Full blown depressed, actually. I'm leaving now, before I have a fit.

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Sid: I'm bummed, too. I'm sorry I didn't do a better job of getting my shit together on Sunday and meeting you that day. Damn antibiotic! Hmph.