Talk Like a Pirate, You Putrescent Scumsack Politician, You!

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I think, for the next 24 hours, John "It's a Shame I'm the Same" McCain and Sarah "I Can See Russia From My House" Palin should have to deliver all of their stump speeches and lies in pirate talk.

Nothing exposes a lie faster than a smooth talking, double-crossing, throat-cutting, back-stabbing pirate and McCain-Palin are down there with the dirtiest of them...

And having made that comparison now, all I can think is, what an insult to pirates.

Sorry, mateys! These be strange times indeed...