Friday, September 19, 2008

I Have No Words

Is it just me or is this the stupidest thing since Baby Gap?



Obviously, "fashion, fun, creating a keepsake" is what having kids is all about these days? Poor token children.

Oh, and by "current partner" are they saying these women are in business together or they're life partners? If these women are family, what is happening to Lesbyterianism?

10 comments:

Lucy said...

I have no words.

Anonymous said...

You know what's funny is that when I saw these a few days ago, I thought, "Tewkes would go nuts over this."

-Phoebe

Madame Meow said...

While I respectfully disagree with you re: Baby Gap's stupidity, I must say that baby heels are a new nadir of consumerist cluelessness. Keepsake?!

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Lucy: Amen.


Phoebe: You got that one right.


Madame: Okay, I'll concede the point on Baby Gap. Their stuff is cute. But these heels? These are just flat out creepy.

Virginia said...

I have words but I can't use em here. I think the top of my head just blew off. Those idiots should be arrested for child abuse.

mouse (aka kimy) said...

yep, hell in a handbasket.....

where's that spoon so I can gag myself!

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

VJ: I'd like to think this is a family friendly blog, but I curse like a sailor, so don't hold back! ;-)


Kim: I'm in the basket next to you!

Scenic Wheaton said...

Speaking as a physical therapist - that's really setting kids up for achilles tendon shortening.

D.C. Confidential said...
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j.m. tewkesbury said...

Scenic: Well, I guess when you have kids as tokens and you use them like play things, future health issues like the shortening of one's Achilles tendon hardly matters when you're trying to be the cool mom.