Monday, February 9, 2009

Overdone...

I like breasts. A lot. They're my favorite bit of anatomy on a woman. But this, this is ridiculous. This is what fellow blogger Lacochran would call "overmammification."

Of what do I speak?

None other than Sheyla Hershey's 38 triple K's. Yes, you read that right. 38KKK.

Check it out and tell me if I'm not right in saying, "Euewwwww."

24 comments:

LG said...

I saw that story the other day, and I think it's nasty. 38KKK? Really? Don't get me wrong, I love breasts - a lot - but think that is completely disgusting. What would you even DO with those things? Ack. I have to look away now.

lacochran said...

You're right.

The fact that she's holding them in the photo makes me wonder if she HAS to hold them in order to keep from falling over. Strange, what ideas people get.

Rebecca said...

I feel like that OUGHT to make me sad, and it does, but mostly it just makes me laugh. She looks like a caricature.

Adriana Velez said...

Eewwww! I just saw that on another blog. Too much. My back hurts just looking at her. And the saddest part is the way they're going to stretch her skin, how it's not going to recover, and how those puppies (bulldogs?) are eventually going to hit her feet, literally. Oh plastic surgery, why do go along with people's bad ideas?

D.C. Confidential said...

LG: Exactly! Breasts are fabulous, but these are just horrifying. In fact, I'm not sure they could even rightly be called breasts anymore. They're a parody.


Lacochran: I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around why a woman would do this. It seems like the ultimate objectification.


Rebecca: There is something remarkably carnival freakish about it. Looking at her makes me sad, too.


Adriana: Yeah, I don't want to be around when gravity has it's inevitable way with these bulldogs! (Apparently, though, she claims she's going to eventually have them reduced "for health reasons." Uh-huh. Whatever.)

Katherine said...

My reaction was all about the aerodynamics. I really am curious about how she manages to walk upright.

Anonymous said...

Damn. People are so crazy. Those are a hideous sight to see. Poor woman, she's cracked in the head.

- Di

ME said...

Good Lord. She makes LA's Angelyne look like a girl scout in a training bra.

D.C. Confidential said...

Katherine: I wondered that, too. I imagine they have a lot of drag...


Di: Seriously, right?


ME: Now I'm going to have to Google Angelyne for comparison's sake.


P.S. My word verification is titiste. Lovely.

Anonymous said...

I can't look; from everyone's comments I know it would be a painful sight. Yay for boobs and all, but self-inflicted wounds just kind of piss me off.

- Phoebe

word verification: gases

hee :)

D.C. Confidential said...

Phoebe: A wise decision, my friend. Suffice it to say, it's obscene.

Brian said...

Wow... just, yeah.. wow! All this leaves me very glad to be a gay man. I never really understood the fascination with breasts anyway, as I would think they just get in the way. And to exagerate them like that, and then unsheath them just makes me want to run away and hide.

D.C. Confidential said...

Brian: Stunning, isn't it? Definitely an image that is violently seared on gentle eyeballs everywhere.

Cele said...

Oh mi gawd. Why? I have a hard enough time with the ones I have. And now I want to know, because damn I have a hard time with this myself, where the heck does she find sexy bras that are that size and affordable?

Note she had to go to Brazil to get them done.

I hope she never plans to lay on her stomach again, her back will never be tanned again and she'll have a white cresent between the upper mounds and her chin from shadows... or wait she'll dig a hole in the sand for each so she can lay on her stomach once in a while. But she'll still have a white neck.

Maya said...

Wow. Those look like someone inflated a couple of balloons and stuck them under her skin. Scary!

D.C. Confidential said...

Cele: It's a wonder, isn't it?


Maya: Scary is one word for it!

LiLu said...

Some people just blow my mind... She's be so, so sorry in about 10 years, when her back is completely f*cked!

Wicked H said...

Yikes!

Oh the horror and stupidity!

I could go on but it's simply painful to view.

D.C. Confidential said...

LiLu: It's amazingly mind-blowing, isn't it, what some people will do? In this case, someone needs to bitch slap this woman like Cher on Nicholas Cage and tell her to "Snap out of it!"


Wicked: Leaves you speechless, doesn't it?

Intrepidgirl said...

I'm a nursing mother and so I have larger breasts than I ever imagined, but they are nothing like her boobs. That is so wrong. It's like a chest "butt." At least my big boobs are serving a legitimate purpose.

Now let me ask you, as a boob man, were you breastfed? My little baby boy is boob-crazy and I wonder if he'll grow up to be a "boob man." For the record my husband was bottle-fed and is not a boob man, which makes me wonder.

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Intrepid Girl: Welcome! Large mammaries for the purpose of breastfeeding are completely acceptable. Modification of the same for the sake of bigness like this 38-triple-K is just wrong.

For the record, I'm a boob woman. And I was not breast fed. Bottle baby all the way.

D.C. Confidential said...

P.S. Around here, I'm interchangeable. Sometimes, I sign in under my nom de plume J.M. Tewkesbury. Most times, I'm lazy and use my other blog avatar: D.C. Confidential. Just clarifying that.

Gunfighter said...

LEt me just say that as a tried and true boob man (bottle fed, thankyouverymuch), this chick is just waaaay too overboard.

She has got some real self-esteem issues.

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